 | you stay up late enough that you have to bring out the portable halogen to finish the
job. |
 | you spend more time with your pond than with your spouse. |
 | you buy several "NO FISHING" signs.
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 | you plant your own barley straw to keep your ponds clear. |
 | you have to buy more web space for your pond pictures. |
 | you have more pictures of your pond than of your children! |
 | you co-workers are sick and tired of hearing about your pond everyday. |
 | you keep on buying pond plants; eventhough, you have no more pond space. |
 | you have to buy that cool new fish at the pet store; eventhough your pond is at it's
limit now. |
 | you started out with a small tub garden, and now have FIVE ponds in the backyard (refer
to 8 & 9). |
 | when you finish a pond project, and immediately dismantle it to make it bigger; then
dismantle the second time... still now big enough. |
 | you have three pumps running on the same pond system, but you still want more flow. |
 | you get that much higher than normal water and electric bill, and you don't care. |
 | you look down at the deepest part of your pond, and you see a single leaf lying down
there, and it absoluately ruins your day. |
 | you scan the fields going to work for rocks, then pick them up on the way home. |
 | you drive 150 miles to save $70.00 on shipping for pond supplies. |
 | you find yourself spending more and more money on you rpond. |
 | you drive back 150 miles to get that fish you didn't buy, but now have to have it. |